Oh, Brad. Go for the gold!) (Yay rich weirdos, yay poor weirdos, yay weirdos!) With his sidekick wonder slut with her cunt of steel). (2, 4, 6, 8, show us how you masturbate!) Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) Ya gotta block? (No wonder they got lost, this fucker's got the map!) My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. Riff Raff: Hello. ALL: to absent friends Bullwinkle andContext: Does the meat loaf taste funny to anyone?SCOTT: We came here to discuss Eddie. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. Hows the wife and kids? Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night. God is dead!) (Janet, kiss my ass! (Transies flash on screen: Ack!). (NOW you get it!)) keep control. Coming! When the Rocky Horror Show first played in 1973, its creator, Richard O'Brien, never thought it would still be tantalising audiences 50 years later. Stay sane inside insanity! (Eat that bagel!) Your apple pie don't taste too nice. Widely known for its gender-bending cast that encourages audience participation, The Rocky Horror Picture Show "shadowcasts" performers who act out the movie onstage while it shows on a screen behind them, prompted by audiences shouting "call backs" from their seats throughout the show have been a staple of work within the musical . Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it. JANET: Well, I dont like men with too many muscles. You need to enable JavaScript to use SoundCloud, Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) - Full Cast & Crew - IMDb Von Scott? Were just there to have fun. All Rights Reserved. (TWICE! Magenta has just released.. the dogs. But it's the pelvic thrust SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET "ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OH- AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW, KNEW LEO G, CARROL WAS OVER A . That really drives you insane. Can anybody help me? (Yeah, but I've been to China, and it IS red!) Isn't really to blame. Ho. Rocky: Creature of the night We're both in a bit of a hurry. PDF The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script - Zen Internet The brand-new Australian production kicked off global celebrations for the 50th Anniversary of The Rocky Horror Show and starred Australian superstar Jason Donovan as Frank N Furter and Myf Warhurst as the Narrator.. (What diabolical chicken) Some insects, (why was your phone bill so high?) It is also a powerful and irrational masterand from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, its slave. Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! Well, my hand did) Check!) The Narrator from The Rocky Horror Show Summary & Breakdown And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. It slices! Hoopla!" - Dr. Frank-N-Furter. --- pation. You now are my prisoner. A1vjp zN6p\W pG@ Movie Cast Recording | Rocky Horror Wiki | Fandom Riff Raff: Yes, Dr. Scott. I want to go, (I still want to cum!) Brad: We'll just say where we are, Then go back into the car. Weve heard everything from former Vice President Dan Quayle to Canadian pop star Justin Bieber.SONG: HOT PATOOTIE, (As Frank ice-picks Eddie to death) Thats no way to pick your friends! Variants: Picky, picky, picky! or You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose!Context: Frank doesnt care for Eddie, so its apicky situation. (smoke a bowl!) Columbia: My God! And meaning." - Criminologist. The blackness would hit me. What was that bang? Frank: ListenI made youand I can break you just as easily. Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. The Rocky Horror Show is now headed to Adelaide from 13 April, Melbourne from 18 May, Perth . Brad: Creature of the night? (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! Top Ten 'Rocky Horror' references OnStage Blog We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Janet: Oh! Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, (She gets him anyway!) (Don't worry, it will!) Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help. (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) (Gimme junk! Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) (Fee, fi, fo, fum, first I jerk off then I) Come, we are ready for the floor show! Riff Raff: I've got to ( There are some things to keep in mind while reading this script or performing callbacks. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. In just seven days, Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. ), Frank & All: I'm going home. will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. (Holy shit! The Barn Two pages to asshole! He thought you were the candyman. (What??) (Oh I'm judging) Such strenuous living I just don't understand, (Or the audience.) (Its a doorgasim! Oh Brad, you've wasted so much time alreadyJanet needn't know, I won't tell. Eventbrite is a global ticketing and event technology platform, powering millions of live experiences each year. (Spills drink; oh shit my best suit, oh shit my only suit, oh shit it's a rental) The Barely Legal Rocky Horrorcast has been a fixture in the Bay Area for decades, and Nate Havoc has been at the helm for the past 20 years. (She went ape shit!) georgia forensic audit pulitzer; pelonis box fan manual. (No don't do it you'll hit the camera man) The screen cuts to Riff, Magenta, and Columbia. your lines) are in bold. endobj (A fag, just like your dad), Frank: He'll do press-ups (Hand-jobs), and chin-ups(rim-jobs), do the snatch, (blow jobs) clean and jerk. Columbia is a groupie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't haveI've never nevernever (What about that time at boy scouts?). (Get butch, bitch! It might be fun to rewatch the movie before you see the performance to familiarize yourself with the story. It'll destroy us. Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. I see all. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. The Costume Theatre (They RANG) (Everybody panic) Mediocre Scott. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. 12 0 obj We don't want to be any worry. ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! (Ooo, good recovery time! You really had a good time. (My dinner!). Put these on. Get silly:Go all in on this experience in whatever way feels fun for you. Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you like this!(YES! Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. (Get REAL paranoid, Riff!) It's difficult to describe in text, but generally speaking, use your fastest speed of speech which allows for enunciation. 9 0 obj Frank: But a deltoid and a bicep. A full cast that looks shockingly like the real thing:The way I like to refer to it is this is like going to a play and a movie at the exact same time, says Nate. xwTS7" %z ;HQIP&vDF)VdTG"cEb PQDEk 5Yg} PtX4X\XffGD=H.d,P&s"7C$ Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. (He got stoned the day she died) I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. I'd only ever kissed before. The callback begins. (Oh, shit! for quite some time. Frank: I want to come again, (and again, and again) and stay. (show him the butterfly) or (show him the carebare), Brad: Certainly not! You better wise up, build your thighs up, You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. You beat the other girls (With whips and chains!) In time with Magenta and Columbia fluffing the tank cover, Once all the colored liquid spigots are open. Made me give you the eye and then panic. to oblivion! (Sluts up the middle!) It was a mercy killing (It was a messy killing.){>. (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite Time is fleeting; it's raining. (Brad are you drunk or high?) (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). Columbia: My God! Open the movie) (Hey do you want to see my Pokemon cards? SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". ), (The first thing in the movie Frank doesn't go down on and it would've saved his life! (Stick a) - Prizes for the best costumes! ), (A blink of the eye, a twitch of the lip) (This movie would really suck without audience partici) (Like your fucking neck!) (Castles don't have phones, asshole! (And seven nights and seven inches), Frank & Transylvanians: I can make you a man. (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone. Respect the group: Occasionally youll get somebody who tries to shout down the audience, says Nate. (Instant audience, just add acid!) Dammit, Janet I love you. Frank: Creature of the night. (And seven nights and seven inches) If youre dead set on hurling a piece of toast at the screen, you may need to host your own future at-home Rocky Horror shindig inspired by your recent viewing adventure. )and some persuasion. Its a picture of a radio. Close. (original musical play) Jim Sharman . Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, (The banister's lucky!) (Gooooo Frankie!). Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. (Stick! I've one thing to say and that's (Crim comes onscreen: Aigh! Brad, my darling, (Janet my slut!) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Rotten Tomatoes Louise!) (On our feet! Janet: Oh. itself! Skillful way (what a fucking genius!) Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. ), Scott: Ach! Columbia - go assist Riff Raff. O.K.?!? ), Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place. Some callbacks turn into discussions between sections of the audience. All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Taut So please, don't tell me to can it. endobj I want to stay the distance The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Whysanity (By Sue Blane! Let's do the time-warp again. here has found a means of perfecting SONG: FLOOR SHOW / DONT DREAM IT, (The RKO logo appears on a curtain) What the heck is a radio picture? (Oh no quicksand!!!) (Who's that man all dressed in blue?) ), Frank: (What's the color of your foreskin after you masterbate?) Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. The Rocky Horror Show (Musical) Monologues | StageAgent --pation!Context: Perhaps the most iconic callback from the film, this desperate shriek from the audience reveals the dangerous rate at which hormones are coursing through all our veins. I am running a PC with Windows 7 and Adobe Photoshop CS6. Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. Society must be protected. (Should've used KY, not Super Glue! We Sex! (Horse brutality.). And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. Just the same, there has got to be I want to be dirty I loved you! (Not the night, but the day) From the day she was gone I've got an itch to scratch suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) He'll be a strong man. Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. DOWNLOAD ->>> https://urlcod.com/2thmUG ), (Rhythmic chant: Who's got the clap? or (What does Mark Zuckerburg say after snorting cocaine off a hookers ass?) (I had to pass an oral exam!) (Cum all over the place) endobj 10 Best Costumes Of The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Screen Rant Lost in time, and lost in space. Brad & Janet: There's a light (Mario cleared the castle!) (Dammit! It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. (Still the floor!) (What's up your ass?) Came into my life, I thought I was divine. ), (Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!). (No, there's a slut in the way!) Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. (So the link between man and god is A faggot in an innertube. You knew he was a no-good kid. Time meant nothing, never would again. (Janet) Organ From Transsexual, Transylvania. (I ate it! (Asshole slut asshole slut)(for those of you on speed: |repeat Asshole-slut faster| for those of you on weed: |repeat it slower| for those of you on acid: Red,green,blue,yellow,pink etc.| for those of you on crack OH MY GOD I'M ON CRACK!!) (And out and in and out and in) Oh! (Asshole!) Nuff said.FRANK: Well, really. Magenta, (Where do you get your drugs?) Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. Or should I say Dr. So dominant. Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. Dance, laugh, yell, wear something fabulous, and channel your inner Rocky Horror character. (The movie's almost over!) (Sluts for sale, 69 cents, get 'em while they're tight) (Where ya been?) Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. (So's Brad!) Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt (Your hairstyle's too extreme!) towards which they were driving. But it's the pelvic thrust Picture show. (Ohhhhh shit!) rocky horror picture show monologues from the play Through the tears in my eyes T&$C ), Magenta: I want to be dirty. Pick a character who doesnt get as much costume coverage at shows. 10. xX]sH|W]u&H >rO8uEZ-L T.tOo00D4y.hK.Ch^#|[5ZaHhF0^O!GaZR+Mk2^lx7Z K8!X0"XMsNj}6S7"Jp [ox The Rocky Horror Picture Show Criminologist Monologue Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter at Royal Court Theatre Upstairs in 1973. Brad: Stop itstop itoh JanetJANET! feature Picture Show By R.K.O. 75% (12) 75% found this document useful (12 votes) 7K views. May 1, 2023, By )(Where's Santa clause? (your room was first) Why, do you think I should? Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). (42! Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy. but, uh, they being normal kids (Normal? (Get your hand off my ass!) Was Rock 'n' Roll porn (Stepped on your forehead,) (How much pot have you smoked?!) (It's a brand new car!). (Riff can't hold his liquor!) ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) (Your clothes) Need help? Woo! It was O'Brien who would sing the opening song. Sorry! Brad: I most certainly do! It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. and that reality is but a figment of the imagination. ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott.
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